- I’M NOT A WITCH, BUT I’M NOT YOU, EITHER., I’M STEPHEN FUCKING A. BURROUGHS!
 - I DONT SEE PEOPLE OFTEN, BUT WHEN I DO I BITE
 - I DONT GO DOWN STAIRS OFTEN, BUT WHEN I DO I END UP IN A BAG
 - MAKE SHIT UP, SPORTSWRITER
 - MAKE SHIT UP, JOURNALIST
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