- LINUX SYSTEM?, I DON’T KNOW.  I HEAR THEY GET A LOT OF VIRUSES
 - PC WON’T TURN ON?, DELETE COOKIES
 - NEW GRAPHICS CARD DRIVERS?, TRICKY STUFF, THAT WILL BE $300.00
 - “NO MA’M, WE DON’T LOOK AT YOUR PERSONAL FILES”, SAVES COPIES OF YOUR NUDE PHOTOS
 - $10.00 SURGE PROTECTOR?, BETTER GET A $19.99 LIFETIME WARRANTY
 - EMPTIES RECYCLE BIN, “$99.99 TUNE UP”
 - KEYBOARD STICKING?, BETTER WIPE ALL OF YOUR DATA
 - DVD TRAY STUCK?, NEW MOTHERBOARD!
 - NEW HDTV?, WILL ONLY WORK WITH A DIAMOND ENCRUSTED HDMI CABLE
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